I like making people smile, even if it’s just for a second, least in that second they were smiling at what you said rather than thinking about their problems.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
you can smell someone peeling an orange from 2000 miles away this is a true science fact
*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*
*spider shaking dice in casino* come on, daddy longlegs needs a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes and a new pair of shoes
who decides the photographs at the beginning of each chapter.